Spoofs on college names?

Frank Heyes asked: In each of these examples, the actual name of the college is written first. Then, after each, spoofs are written about each college name.

Auburn University.
Brown University.
Chrome Yellow University.
Neon Pink University.

Northern Illinois University.
Southern Illinois University.
Eastern Illinois University.
Western Illinois University.
Northeastern Illinois University.
Northwestern Illinois University.
Southeastern Illinois University.
Southwestern Illinois University.
North-by-Northwestern Illinois University.

Yale University.
Cole University.
Weiser University.
Kwikset University.

Harvey [...]

Three Americans and three brummies are travelling by train.

Mr Lecturer asked: At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three brummies buy only a single ticket. How are three people going to travel on only one ticket? asked an American. Watch answers a brummy.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three [...]