How can we prevent hedgehogs like myself from getting run over folks?

Theluckyhedgehog asked:


My brother got runover last week with a steam roller ,I visited him yesterday in hospital. He is in ward 5 in local hospital in beds 1, 2, 3 and 4.

Love Hedgy the hedgehog, in the Isle of Skye.Scotland.

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17 comments to How can we prevent hedgehogs like myself from getting run over folks?

  • tickTickTICK

    stay off the roads. use public transport.

  • Jimmy S

    kill yourself you inconsiderable waste of sperm

  • brillo

    That happened to my flat mate too.

  • Ecko

    Hedgehog teaches her son to cross the road. Say’s Wait till you see the head lights of the car then stay in the middle of them and the car will just go over you and you’ll be safe in the middle as the wheels will miss you.

    Her son tries it and the first time is flatened like a pancake.

    Mum says, Gosh, I’ve not seen a Reliant Robin in years…

  • The Oak

    The trick, Hedgy, is not to roll up in a ball. You hedgehogs can really move when you want to. I suggest next time you get caught in car lights, get the heck out of there! Hope your brother gets well soon!

  • emilo009

    easy get one of those magic diamods like in Sonic the Hedgehog he cool and fast

  • bigbaloontits

    Hedgehogs r good for masturbating with.

  • Boy Wonder

    That happened to my flatmate too!

    lol

  • afrowoman

    He must have been one VERY FAT hedgehog to end up in 4 hospital beds.
    No wonder he couldn’t get across the road quick enough.

  • ukdavros

    Arnt you supposed to use the hedgehog tunnels, that we have installed these days

  • riz109

    I believe if you get in touch with the UK Department for Roads and Transport they are now legally obliged to issue ALL hedgehogs with reflective night jackets and head lamps.

  • agent_smee

    Awwww, poor Hedgy’s brother. You need to take advice from that advert about road safety with the other little hedgehogs on.

  • snoopy49

    Look both ways before crossing the road if you really have to cross try and cross where lights are always be careful crossing the road i hope your brother is feeling better will visit tomorrow

  • baba

    try moving somewhere else, maybe some other country. find a quiet little place with less people. and take your family too

  • Silvi04

    Your avatar is so cute:-)

  • Kaz

    Run faster my friend

  • Greg N

    When you have to cross a road run and if you see car lights in the distance keep running-don’t roll up.

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